WELCOME!


Hi, I'm Frankie, and welcome to my secret Internet clubhouse! I hope you like it. I originally made this page as a diary of my college life, but now it's just... well, a general diary. I talk about work and creative projects and love, if I'm bothered.

There's a lot of stuff on here, so feel free to look around and click the links on the sidebar!




A rainbow button with black text reading: Bonk Central Now. An orange button with white text reading: I hate Squarespace. A blue button with a hand holding a wrench and black text reading: I support right to repair A yellow button with a smiley face and black text that reads: Have a smile A gray button with text reading: Google Chrome is evil. There is a pentagram to the right of the text. A yellow button with flashing text reading: Amazing! Free stuff! A black button with green text reading: Fucking webmaster. A green button with white text reading: Weezer fan. The button has a transparent image of the band Weezer on it. An animated blue button reading: Delete Twitter, make a Neocities. A black button with white text reading: 17776. There is an image of three satellites behind the text. A black button with white text reading: Bogleech death. A black button with green and rainbow text reading: Powered by pride.

WEBMASTER TESTIMONIES

"You making things explode is one of your most attractive qualities... and most mysterious. I don't know how you do it." - Mesh

"Sometimes, I see things and think of you because they're awful." - Shirley

"[Frankie], who wouldn't want to follow you into the bathroom?" - Baz

A red blinkie with black text that reads: Sexy and single A red blinkie with black text that reads: God Bless the Freaks. A purple and red blinkie with black text that reads: I'm not weird, I'm gifted. A dark red blinkie with white text reading: Practice safe sex An orange blinkie with black text reading: This blinkie is a figment of your imagination A light yellow blinkie with black text that reads: I'm not crazy, your reality is just different than mine. A green blinkie with orange text that reads: My own little world A green blinkie with peridot gems that reads: August Born. A green blinkie with pink text that reads: Online and fine! A green blinkie with a rainbow smiley face and black text reading: Let's get one thing straight, I'm not. A green blinkie that reads: I never solved a Rubix cube A flashing blue and pink blinkie that reads: I love boys A blinkie with the trans flag as the background. Black text is overlaid that reads: Transgender. A light blue blinkie with purple text that reads: My halo is temporarily out of order. A blue blinkie reading: I hate pop-ups A blue blinkie with a blinking yellow border that reads: You looked better in the chatroom. A blue blinkie with a smiley face that's split in half and yellow text reading: You crack me up. A black blinkie with blue text reading: Beware of the perverts. A purple blinkie with white text reading: Transgendered and loving it! A neon pink blinkie with a black butterfly and white text reading: Proud to be transgendered. A pink blinkie with black text reading: Have a nice day. I love you. Now fuck off. A rainbow blinkie with black text reading: Bad web design. The text flashes between several different fonts. A blinkie with a rainbow background and white text reading: angel. On both sides of the text are a smiley face with angel wings. A rainbow blinkie with a rainbow border. The text is in a black bubble letter font with a yellow outine, and it reads: Who needs drugs when you've got blinkies? A black blinkie with white text that reads: Danger, human at keyboard. A black blinkie with a flashing heart border that reads: I love you, asshole. A black blinkie with yellow text that reads: Shhh... dumbass at work. A black blinkie with yellow text reading: Why can't you be a porn star? A black blinkie with yellow text that reads: Bisexuals have the best of both worlds. A gray blinkie decorated with DVDs that reads: DVD Crazy! A light gray blinkie with dark gray text that reads: A life? What's that? A white blinkie with black text that reads: When Fruit Goes Bad, with an apple with teeth. A white blinkie with a blinking blue dotted line border. The blinkie has text reading: Doing my part to piss off the religious right. There's a rainbow triangle on the left side of the text.